{"id":5838,"date":"2012-07-24T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-07-24T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ifestivus.com\/p\/2012\/07\/24\/clutch-101-your-ex-lover-is-dead-part-one\/"},"modified":"2017-05-04T12:02:40","modified_gmt":"2017-05-04T16:02:40","slug":"clutch-101-your-ex-lover-is-dead-part-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.ifestivus.com\/p\/clutch-101-your-ex-lover-is-dead-part-one\/","title":{"rendered":"Your Ex-Lover Is Dead, Part 1 &#8211; Episode #101"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"video\"><video id=\"embedded-video\" src=\"\" controlsList=\"nodownload\"  controls poster=\"http:\/\/www.ifestivus.com\/flv\/screenshots\/5838_1343164149.jpg\"><\/video><\/div>\n<div class=\"flex-container\">\n<div class=\"content\">\n<p>Kylie returns home from a night of pickpocketing bar patrons, expecting to celebrate by partying with her boyfriend. His guests have another idea.<\/p>\n<p>There is a 9mm Beretta pointed at Kylie&#8217;s head. With a purse full of pickpocketed goods, she&#8217;s just come home to find two mobsters with a hatchet poised over the head of her true love. She&#8217;s got to make some fast choices. She chooses to fight &#8211; for love. In whatever form it takes.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"credits\">\n<dl>\n<dt>Directed by<\/dt>\n<dd>Jonathan Robbins<\/dd>\n<dt>Written by<\/dt>\n<dd>Jonathan Robbins<\/dd>\n<dt>Produced by<\/dt>\n<dd>Wil Wong<\/dd>\n<dt>Director of Photography<\/dt>\n<dd>Geoff Bland<\/dd>\n<dt>Casting by<\/dt>\n<dd>Elitsa Bako, Lea Lawrynowicz, Jeff Sinasac, Matthew Carvery, Buzz Koffman, Alexandra Elle, Peter Hodgins, Sarah Strong, Dylan George<\/dd>\n<\/dl><\/div><\/div>\n<div id=\"_vpdata0\" style=\"display:none\">eyJpZCI6ImVtYmVkZGVkLXZpZGVvIiwic3JjIjoiaHR0cDpcL1wvYjNmZjI3N2Y2NDA1MjdjNWJiMDAtOGE1NGFjZmJmYWE0ZDg2YWVmYjAyNjBiNDBiNDNiOTIucjk0LmNmMS5yYWNrY2RuLmNvbVwvNTgzOF8xMzQzMTU2MjIyLm1wNCJ9<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"small\">Kylie returns home from a night of pickpocketing bar patrons, expecting to celebrate by partying with her boyfriend. 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