Thrust·ing (noun): Instead of letting it sit there, waiting for mother nature to take over, you rock your hips back and forth. MORE
“I guess I should walk around with a bag on my head. To spare the world my ugliness.” MORE
"We’re all God’s creatures. Some are just a little more fucked up than the others.” MORE
“Shoulder to the chin: BANG! Concussion time!” MORE
“Here. Drink this and shut the f--- up.” MORE
“No, they don’t wear bikinis. They are fulled clothed…all of them.” MORE
“God, women love a smooth, hairless ass.” MORE
Two men ponder the consequences of gaining weight. "I've got three donuts in the car waiting for me and I'm going to eat them too!" MORE
"He was probably still chewing Hubba-Bubba when he screwed Cheryl for the first time." MORE