"They're going to squeeze the last of the sperm out of our balls, then send us off to fucking nowhere.” MORE
"He was probably still chewing Hubba-Bubba when he screwed Cheryl for the first time." MORE
Two men ponder the consequences of gaining weight. "I've got three donuts in the car waiting for me and I'm going to eat them too!" MORE
“No, they don’t wear bikinis. They are fulled clothed…all of them.” MORE
Googleable is a humorous ode to the World Wide Web, written while unable to connect to the internet. While the song focuses on 'the modern search for meaning' in a ... MORE
Googleable is a humorous ode to the World Wide Web, written while unable to connect to the internet. While the song focuses on 'the modern search for meaning' in a ... MORE
Googleable is a humorous ode to the World Wide Web, written while unable to connect to the internet. While the song focuses on 'the modern search for meaning' in a ... MORE
